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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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no, we couldn’t
move mountains
but boy could
we run so fast
til they’re nothing
more than ant
hills.

and when my feet
ached and stopped
for breath, i see
you’ve taken the
other path.

MJL, some nights i still hear your footsteps running
(via mimickingmaelstroms)
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vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

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sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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